Posted on 2018-11-24 by Melissa
I had an emotion-ectomy today. Can you believe they removed all of my emotions in a one hour, day surgery?
Technology is truly amazing.
Posted on 2018-11-18 by Melissa
I work at a law firm located in a high-end fashion district and I do occasionally venture into those fancy stores myself. I think the funniest thing to me about high-end retail, is the salespeople with attitude - because you know they’re likely making minimum wage.
Posted on 2018-11-10 by Melissa
The weather recently shifted from cool to cold and so I switched from my thin black jacket to my winter coat, which happens to be a beautiful but enormously puffy thing with a giant (fake) fur collar.
Posted on 2018-11-04 by Melissa
I noticed a sign for a Family Dentist on my bus ride to work the other day, which got me thinking: do they treat families exclusively?
Posted on 2018-10-28 by Melissa
A friend recently shared a meme that read: “In dog beers I’ve only had one” which made me laugh and then gave me pause.
Posted on 2018-10-21 by Melissa
I have a leaky eye. It doesn’t leak as much as it used to; mainly just when it’s cold out and I’m late and running to catch a bus.
Posted on 2018-10-14 by Melissa
There is a newspaper girl I always see on my walk to work.
She stands in the train station handing out copies of the Metro and in a singsong voice she calls out to the passing crowds “have a wonderful day!”, which always strikes me as an awfully cheesy thing to say.
Posted on 2018-10-07 by Melissa
It was on my way to work that I first saw her out of the corner of my eye, walking just a little ways ahead of me — wearing the same outfit as me.
