Emotion-ectomy
I had an emotion-ectomy today. Can you believe they removed all of my emotions in a one hour, day surgery?
Technology is truly amazing.
Retail Therapy
I work at a law firm located in a high-end fashion district and I do occasionally venture into those fancy stores myself. I think the funniest thing to me about high-end retail, is the salespeople with attitude - because you know they’re likely making minimum wage.
Winter Coat
The weather recently shifted from cool to cold and so I switched from my thin black jacket to my winter coat, which happens to be a beautiful but enormously puffy thing with a giant (fake) fur collar.
The Non-Family Dentist
I noticed a sign for a Family Dentist on my bus ride to work the other day, which got me thinking: do they treat families exclusively?
Dog Beers & Vanity Sizing
A friend recently shared a meme that read: “In dog beers I’ve only had one” which made me laugh and then gave me pause.
Punctoplasty – it’s all in the eyes
I have a leaky eye. It doesn’t leak as much as it used to; mainly just when it’s cold out and I’m late and running to catch a bus.
Wonder-full
There is a newspaper girl I always see on my walk to work.
She stands in the train station handing out copies of the Metro and in a singsong voice she calls out to the passing crowds “have a wonderful day!”, which always strikes me as an awfully cheesy thing to say.
Who Wore It Best?
It was on my way to work that I first saw her out of the corner of my eye, walking just a little ways ahead of me — wearing the same outfit as me.