Too cool
The receptionist took my temperature (with a temperature gun), looked at her device and tried taking it again before finally declaring me: “too cool”. This strikes me as entirely accurate.
The Birds
Under attack, I get angry and do the thing I'll later come to regret: I clap my hands at him. Loudly. Repeatedly.
Divergent
I was walking along the river when I first noticed that the salmon berry blossoms had begun to shed their pink leaves and reveal tiny, green drupelets.
You have rights but are you right?
The anti maskers are marching in downtown Vancouver, blocking my path. All twenty of them.
Limitless
It’s important to know and respect your limitations. Whatever they may be.
Water Snakes
I have an recurring reminder in my electronic calendar that is “water snake plants”...
Shit’s about to go down
Have you ever wondered what a dog thinks the first time his owner scoops up his poop and keeps it?
Kicks
I have these leather sneakers, Scandinavian design. Stylish stuff.
Natural Selection
I bought some Maple Leaf Natural Selections turkey slices for a sandwich the other day.
Waiting Room
What does the seat you select in an empty waiting room say about you?