Posted on 2021-08-09 by Melissa
There’s so many squirrels in Port Coquitlam. I mean, you can practically hear them scurrying through the underbrush as you walk along the Traboulay trail. That is, if you can’t actually see them jumping from tree to tree.
Posted on 2021-07-30 by Melissa
The receptionist took my temperature (with a temperature gun), looked at her device and tried taking it again before finally declaring me: “too cool”. This strikes me as entirely accurate.
Posted on 2021-06-14 by Melissa
Under attack, I get angry and do the thing I'll later come to regret: I clap my hands at him. Loudly. Repeatedly.
Posted on 2021-02-28 by Melissa
The anti maskers are marching in downtown Vancouver, blocking my path. All twenty of them.
Posted on 2021-02-12 by Melissa
It’s important to know and respect your limitations. Whatever they may be.
Posted on 2021-02-07 by Melissa
I have an recurring reminder in my electronic calendar that is “water snake plants”...
Posted on 2020-09-17 by Melissa
Have you ever wondered what a dog thinks the first time his owner scoops up his poop and keeps it?
Posted on 2020-08-13 by Melissa
I have these leather sneakers, Scandinavian design. Stylish stuff.
Posted on 2020-03-08 by Melissa
I bought some Maple Leaf Natural Selections turkey slices for a sandwich the other day.
Posted on 2019-10-20 by Melissa
What does the seat you select in an empty waiting room say about you?
